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posted 5 months ago

shinwelljohnson:

usually th’way it works f’people who come walking into my shop, innit.

Could just be havin’ a look ‘round, now couldn’t I? 


sniper-with-a-smoke:

sebastiennemoran started following you

Hullo, love.

Evenin’ mate, how’s it goin’?


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posted 5 months ago

thekingwhodoubted started following you

Evenin’ officer.

What brings a bloke like you ‘round here? 

posted 5 months ago

shinwelljohnson:

sebastiennemoran started following you

guessing y’need summat then, love?

What makes y’think I need anythin’ from you?


+ sebastiennemoran

jiminwestwood:

And ten minutes later than I asked you to be, hmm? Tsk, tsk, my dear.

‘Bout that-

So I show up to the hotel, right? Blast this bloke in the head, job done.

But get this, they’ve got another bastard hidin’ in the fuckin’ loo! He comes bustin’ out guns blazin’ and…

It’s still no excuse for bein’ late. 

My apologies sir. I’ll do better next time, assumin’ there’s goin’ to be a ‘next time’?